Thursday, February 26, 2009

It's official: the sky is falling

Something's up...and you better hope it stays there! A week ago, I linked to a video about a hunk-a, hunk-a burning metal that fell from the sky and crashed into a New Jersey business. No harm, no foul, you might say. It's just Jersey.

Well, guess what, Chicken Little? The same friggin' thing just friggin' happened again. An identical slab -- right down to two drill holes in its middle -- slammed through a Dallas home.

I'm finally convinced. Aliens are assholes.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm fairly certain these objects are being thrown from an overpass on the Belt Parkway . . .

garrito said...

Not an overlord in Orion's Belt?

Samsmama said...

"It's just Jersey". HA!

I've sort of always thoughts aliens were assholes. Maybe it's a word association thing, since the words "aliens" and "anal probe" are often used together.

garrito said...

Funny, just two days ago I mentioned anal probes to my fiancée, and she looked at me like I was crazy. She had never heard of the connection between alien abductions and anal probes. Now THAT is crazy.