Sleep peacefully on an airport runway.
The cockpit honeymoon suite -- expect turbulence.
"Why, no, we've never had anyone asking for a place to 'crash'. Idiot."
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The cockpit honeymoon suite -- expect turbulence.
"Why, no, we've never had anyone asking for a place to 'crash'. Idiot."
4 comments:
The last line was the best! Idiot.
Ya just know some idiot asked that. The problem is, that "some idiot" would probably be me.
Agreed. Last line was hysterical. Where do you get your news items, Garrito? My news is so boring.
I could reveal my sources, but then you know what I'd have to do. (Please tell me, because I don't know.)
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