Monday, March 23, 2009

Beer you'd like to tap -- NSFW (barely)

There's a country music song I actually don't hate (no, really!) called "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off". As it turns out, beer does, too. Skinny Blonde, a low-carb beer out of Australia, features a pin-up girl on the label. Drink down a bottle and -- presto! -- her bikini top magically disappears.

The stuff is selling like hot cakes (flapjacks in this case), but less on tap than in the striptease bottles. Apparently, not since "Grab a Heine" has such a bad beer depended as much on anatomy to sell.


Get to the bottom of it here.

5 comments:

Samsmama said...

My husband has a theory that wine makes my panties fall off. Not so much a theory as fact.

By the way, I noticed in your previous post comments that you abbreviated my name. I'm not really into S&M. But, to each his own. :)

garrito said...

I imagine your husband orders wine by the case, Samsmama.

(Not sure why I abbreviated earlier -- yeah, I guess one has to be careful with one's initials. There's probably a good reason no one's calling our president B.O.)

Samsmama said...

B.O.? That's priceless. How have I never realized that before?

And, of course he buys it by the case. You get a discount!

garrito said...

Cheap AND resourceful. What a combination!

Cary McNeal said...

Finally, someone is thinking.