Thursday, March 19, 2009

Michael Jackson finally gets serious about plastic surgery

The King of Pop's face has already been chiseled down more than the four Mt. Rushmore presidents combined. Now it sounds like he might outlast them all, too.

It appears Wacko Jacko is planning to be Shellac-o'd for all eternity by the mad doctor who brought us the until-now harmless Body Worlds exhibitions. Yes, if the Gloved Shunned One has his way, he will be "plastinated" upon his demise (which, sadly, gives me one less thing to wish for).

If there's a silver lining, it sure beats him being cryogenically frozen, only to be brought back to endanger our great-great-great grandsons. Shamone. He heeeee.

7 comments:

Samsmama said...

It can't happen. It just can't.

He's just so odd. I read the other day, in regard to him, that only in America could you be born a poor black boy and die a rich white woman.

garrito said...

Ha! I couldn't even bear to post a picture of his face, it's so grotesque. Yes, strangely, I no problem showing a dissected face.

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

yeah, thanks for the hideously disfigured fucking skeleton... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT... picture.

jeezus!

i prefer to remember The Gloved One as he was... heh, well before he became a rich white woman.

garrito said...

Wait, by "hideously disfigured fucking skeleton", are you referring to MJ or the flayed cadaver? There's a good argument for both!

The Body Worlds exhibit is actually pretty cool. I thought it was going to be tough to stomach, but it's nothing compared to Wacko's missing nose, etc.

In the future, I'll mark things like that NSFWS (not safe for weak stomachs).

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

actually, i was referring to the scared grandma(pa?) in the quilt sweater who looks she (he?) is running away from the hideous Body World ... thing.

NSFWS? be sure and ask cary first. hehe.

garrito said...

I hear quilt sweaters are making quite the comeback. And who doesn't love a pinwheel pattern?

Does Cary have a WS?

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