Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Communism causes explosive diarrhea

Poor, poor Vladimir Lenin. It's not enough that Communism ultimately failed, but now a statue of him seems to be suffering from irritable bowel syndrome. Adding insult to injured rectum is that it happened in St. Petersburg, Russia, which used to be named after him (Leningrad).

I guess you could say he has a bad case of the trotsky's.

PS. Happy Birthday, Harmony! (Thanks for the tip, Samsmama)

30 comments:

rockman said...

too much vodka and borscht will do that too you.....

garrito said...

Ha! Yes, Rockman. Perhaps he needs a wider borscht belt? (A little Catskills humor, there. Look it up, people.)

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

adding insult to injured rectum is painful. believe me, i know.

good stuff, G!

Samsmama said...

Another reason why communisim is bad.

Trotsky's....ha!

Um, MOFM, I need an explanation. No, wait, I don't...

garrito said...

Yes, some things are left unsaid. Ow, MoFM.

"Communisism", Samsmama?

Samsmama said...

It causes the shits? I don't know, I'm a little hungover.

Harmony said...

Trotsky's...Ha! That looks pretty bad, no amount of Imodium is going to fix that shit.

Thanks for the Birthday wishes!

garrito said...

Wait, what? Ya still lost me. I was just pointing out your spelling: CommunISism. Feel better!

garrito said...

You're welcome, Harmony. No, it's a little too late for Imodium. Someone's going to have to sculpt a giant butt plug, I imagine.

jessica o said...

Colon Blow redefined. Love it. And Garrito, I love all things wrapped in tortillas and therefore I love you.

garrito said...

Yow! Colon Blow takes the cake (which, btw, is made of ex-lax). I smell a fellow copywriter.

And I love your rationale!

jessica o said...

You bloodhound, you.

garrito said...

If the choke collar fits...

Samsmama said...

But I DIDN'T spell it wrong! Did I? I'm staring at. I'm so fucking confused.

garrito said...

Actually, now that I look at how you spelled it...I actually misspelled YOUR misspelling.

You added an extra "i" before the "s": Communisim. Then I added another "s" to yours: Communisism.

I swear this isn't an April Fool's prank.

garrito said...

I mean after the "s". You added an extra "i" AFTER the "s". My brain is starting to hurt.

jessica o said...

LMAO at Communisism/Communisim. Communism is so funny.

rockman said...

YOu don't suppose that the only reason his ass blew out is because that wes the only orrifice open on the statue???

Which begs the question? Why did the statute of Lenin have an anal orrifice hole in the first place?

Comments????

Samsmama said...

I have stared at my comment FOREVER and am just NOW seeing my typo.

communinisismism IS funny!

garrito said...

Yes, Communinisismism IS funny, but not as funny as the thought that a sculptor might have thought to include a socialist shithole in the statue.

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

i meant anal sex can hurt when performed incorrectly.

that is all.

garrito said...

Anal sex performed incorrectly? I don't want to hear anything that includes the words "up to his elbow".

Bev said...

I'm still giggling over giant buttplug joke when all of sudden MOFM comes waltzing in with her anal sex reference! I give! You have all officially blown my mind!

But, better blowing my mind than blowing a gigantic hole in my drawers, eh Lenin?

btw, BEST. TITLE. EVER.

and in a weird twist of fate, my word verification is "unholl". Hee!

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

omfg you guys crack me up...

garrito said...

Thank you, Bev, and welcome to the Brown Revolution. Comrade MoFM was just sharing her method of "hide the microfilm".

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

g, i forgot to tell you how much your last comment made me laugh. hide the microfilm, indeed! except, i prefer MACROfilm. heh heh.

garrito said...

They don't call it Super 8 for nothin'.

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

baahahaha!

garrito said...

Thought you'd like that.

viagra online said...

Yeah he definetly need to buy vodka and be drunk at least for a few 2 days to forget what happened.