Poor, poor Vladimir Lenin. It's not enough that Communism ultimately failed, but now a statue of him seems to be suffering from irritable bowel syndrome. Adding insult to injured rectum is that it happened in St. Petersburg, Russia, which used to be named after him (Leningrad).
I guess you could say he has a bad case of the trotsky's.
PS. Happy Birthday, Harmony! (Thanks for the tip, Samsmama)
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Communism causes explosive diarrhea
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too much vodka and borscht will do that too you.....
Ha! Yes, Rockman. Perhaps he needs a wider borscht belt? (A little Catskills humor, there. Look it up, people.)
adding insult to injured rectum is painful. believe me, i know.
good stuff, G!
Another reason why communisim is bad.
Trotsky's....ha!
Um, MOFM, I need an explanation. No, wait, I don't...
Yes, some things are left unsaid. Ow, MoFM.
"Communisism", Samsmama?
It causes the shits? I don't know, I'm a little hungover.
Trotsky's...Ha! That looks pretty bad, no amount of Imodium is going to fix that shit.
Thanks for the Birthday wishes!
Wait, what? Ya still lost me. I was just pointing out your spelling: CommunISism. Feel better!
You're welcome, Harmony. No, it's a little too late for Imodium. Someone's going to have to sculpt a giant butt plug, I imagine.
Colon Blow redefined. Love it. And Garrito, I love all things wrapped in tortillas and therefore I love you.
Yow! Colon Blow takes the cake (which, btw, is made of ex-lax). I smell a fellow copywriter.
And I love your rationale!
You bloodhound, you.
If the choke collar fits...
But I DIDN'T spell it wrong! Did I? I'm staring at. I'm so fucking confused.
Actually, now that I look at how you spelled it...I actually misspelled YOUR misspelling.
You added an extra "i" before the "s": Communisim. Then I added another "s" to yours: Communisism.
I swear this isn't an April Fool's prank.
I mean after the "s". You added an extra "i" AFTER the "s". My brain is starting to hurt.
LMAO at Communisism/Communisim. Communism is so funny.
YOu don't suppose that the only reason his ass blew out is because that wes the only orrifice open on the statue???
Which begs the question? Why did the statute of Lenin have an anal orrifice hole in the first place?
Comments????
I have stared at my comment FOREVER and am just NOW seeing my typo.
communinisismism IS funny!
Yes, Communinisismism IS funny, but not as funny as the thought that a sculptor might have thought to include a socialist shithole in the statue.
i meant anal sex can hurt when performed incorrectly.
that is all.
Anal sex performed incorrectly? I don't want to hear anything that includes the words "up to his elbow".
I'm still giggling over giant buttplug joke when all of sudden MOFM comes waltzing in with her anal sex reference! I give! You have all officially blown my mind!
But, better blowing my mind than blowing a gigantic hole in my drawers, eh Lenin?
btw, BEST. TITLE. EVER.
and in a weird twist of fate, my word verification is "unholl". Hee!
omfg you guys crack me up...
Thank you, Bev, and welcome to the Brown Revolution. Comrade MoFM was just sharing her method of "hide the microfilm".
g, i forgot to tell you how much your last comment made me laugh. hide the microfilm, indeed! except, i prefer MACROfilm. heh heh.
They don't call it Super 8 for nothin'.
baahahaha!
Thought you'd like that.
Yeah he definetly need to buy vodka and be drunk at least for a few 2 days to forget what happened.
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